I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

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i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

don’t want to live don’t want to die but a secret third thing

matching shirts for you and the bestie

it would have sucked to be into The Eroticism Of The Machine in, like, 1601. you effectively have four options to choose from: "clocks," "looms," "the printing press" and "trebuchets." and nobody makes trebuchets anymore, it's all cannons now. you can't even post about it, all you can do is print a pamphlet. and god help you if you do that as a Printing Press Fucker. then you're practically begging for a callout pamphlet.

More of you are down to fuck a loom or a waterwheel than I had anticipated. Listening and learning.

This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch

I think getting vampire fangs should be considered a gender affirming procedure

Ya can't hide this gem in the tags this is actually so sweet @jellyfishdirigible